Long day. I’m  glad to be back in class but I’ll never love the long walk to and from campus every time that I go to class. I’m excited to be here, though. I’ve enjoyed my classes so far this year, and I’m excited to see where they go. I’m in a Shakespeare class, which should be great because I need to get myself better acquainted with the Bard as I move forward in my career.

Man, I need to start wearing shorts, I guess. I didn’t even consider that, but with class in the middle of August, I can’t not get a little sweaty on the walk back to the car, and it’s not exactly good when I’m walking to class, either. That’s embarrassing, stopping in the bathroom and frantically dabbing my forehead with a paper towel because I perspire so badly… But whatever, it’s fine. I guess I can shower when I get home or something. I’ll have air conditioning in the car, too. At least I’ll be headed home now, after the long walk because I had to park all the way out here in the lot that might as well not be on campus ’cause I didn’t buy a pass and… wait…

GOD DAMN IT

I THOUGHT THEY TOLD ME THEY DIDN’T TICKET THIS LOT

WAITWAITWAIT NO SOMEBODY SAID I COULD PARK HERE. I WAS TOLD THAT IT WAS COOL TO PARK HERE, THAT THIS IS JUST WHERE PEOPLE WENT WHEN THEY DIDN’T WANT TO GET TICKETED, I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF HAVING A SPILLOVER LOT ALL THE WAY OVER HERE

WHICH ONE OF YOU DECEIVERS TOLD ME THAT I COULD PARK HERE AND NOT INCUR THE TWENTY FIVE DOLLAR FINE FOR PARKING HERE

THIS IS…

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

HOW IS IT THAT I, JUST A MAN WHO NEEDS TO PUT HIS CAR IN A PLACE, CAN PUT HIS CAR IN A PLACE, AND THEN BE CHARGED FOR PUTTING SAID CAR IN SAID PLACE?

WHERE IS THE LOVE?

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, SIMPLY UNBELIEVABLE, AND QUITE SIMPLY THERE’S NO WAY THAT THIS IS MY FAULT AND THE SIGN THAT APPARENTLY “CLEARLY MARKS WHICH PERMIT IS ALLOWED TO PARK HERE” IS TOO FAR AWAY OR SMALL OR MAYBE I JUST DIDN’T LOOK AT IT BUT

FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE I HAVE RIGHTS AS A PERSON

AND YOU STAMPED ON THEM LIKE SO MANY TEXAS ROADHOUSE WAITRESSES ON SO MANY PEANUT SHELLS THAT YOU APPARENTLY ARE JUST SUPPOSED TO THROW ON THE GROUND WHEN YOU’RE THERE.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE WAY THINGS ARE! I SIMPLY CANNOT PAY THIS! I SIMPLY WILL NOT PAY THIS!

OR…

OKAY I WILL PAY THIS BUT I WILL BE GRUMPY ABOUT IT