OFFICIAL STATEMENT: To The Proprietors and Owners of the Proposed European Super League:

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Sporting Kansas City Inks Exclusive TV Broadcast Deal With ItzReddditttSoccerStreamss

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After a series of poor television deals, the dam has burst. Sporting KC has decided to cut out the middleman and sign an exclusive deal with the Eastern European site everybody sought out to watch their games anyway
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I Have Just Thought of “Chicken McNougats”

WHat if MaDonnalds had done that instead of Chicken McNuggets? That would be horrible.

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Once Again, A list of names and also the term “KU Football Head Coaching Search”

So it has come again to this –

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This Redesign of a Space Jams Character Has Me ‘Hopping’ Mad!

These redesigns… They’re getting out of hand.

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DISCUSS THE ROYALS SIMULATOR 2021

Spring is beginning to have sprung… You can feel it in the air… You can very faintly hear Rex Hudler’s voice on the wind…

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FAREWELL, THE GENERAL

It’s been a long day without you my friend…..

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I will give myself fifteen lines to try and make sense of the deepfake Al Davis that was on TV last night

AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK! THEY MADE A DEEPFAKE AL DAVIS AND PUT IT ON ESPN

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2020 Games of the Year Accompanying Blog Post

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The following text was intended to be the script for a full-length dictated video, but at my typical rate of speech, it would’ve ended up being over 40 minutes of video or so. Judging by how my typical sub-10 minute end of year videos don’t get viewed, I figured that the work wouldn’t be worth the effort for a video that only I would’ve cared about. The video form of this is heavily abridged and posted on my YouTube, but if you want to get the full thing, here’s the original script for that video. Writing this was more therapeutic for me than anything else, so if it seems self-indulgent, it’s because it was self-indulgent.

Accompanying video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KakG8jKO3us

Content Warnings for discussions of depression, self-harm, and suicidal ideation 

I intended to write this list out in a way that conveyed what each of these video games meant to me during the period of time that I played them, moreso than any critical response I had to them. This is why I will typically preface my analysis with the time period during which I was playing the game. Continue reading

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#JoesRedecision

It was January 2015, apparently. I had forgotten that it was January 2015, I thought it was like July or August 2015 after I got grilled by my friends at a Kansas City Royals game regarding which Premier League soccer team I liked. But apparently, it was January 2015, according to tweets from that timeframe:

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