Ranking Kevin Durant’s Tweets About the Home Alone movies

Posted on May 14, 2019 by

He’s a league MVP, a 2-time NBA Finals MVP, and he’s got opinions about the Home Alone series of films.

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Burger King’s Horny Meal deemed “Too Powerful”

Posted on May 6, 2019 by

Let this be a cautionary tale about “Feeling Your Way”

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It’s My Birthday Today, and I’m 24!

Posted on April 26, 2019 by

You know what that means….. BRING IT IN GUYS!!!

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Biden Can Pry #Joe2020 From My Cold, Dead Hands

Posted on April 25, 2019 by

My eyesight is the one thing I have ever been able to brag about and no politician will EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

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Enter… The Forbidden Democratic Candidates Zone

Posted on April 24, 2019 by

We know most of their names. Kamala. Bernie. Warren. Beto. The Indiana Guy. But do you know how deep the 2020 DNC candidate rabbit hole goes?

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another marvel movie here I guess

Posted on April 23, 2019 by

Coming to terms with the fact that I absolutely missed a cultural moment

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Exploring the Depths of My Original 2008 YouTube Page

Posted on April 12, 2019 by

A requiem for the unashamed, unafraid, inescapable creativity of my early adolescence.

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