The General Sentenced to Death by The Hague

Hundreds killed in cold blood by a series of calculated blunders in the name of low-cost car insurance. Justice, finally, will be served.

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The General pleads his case to an unsympathetic tribunal

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Bird Jumping – History’s Newest Sport

The Public Scooter. The scourge of every city in the United States. They go by many names – Lime, Bird, Razor, whatever Uber’s doing. Sometime within the past two years they descended downwards from the heavens to occupy the street corners of every city and the cargo beds of every pickup-truck owning Dad who thought he could get ahead in the gig economy. Quietly and slowly, the public scooter took over. In 2019, we’re taming them.

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The 2019 Joe Bush dot Net SUPER BOWL 53 PREVIEW

The Rams. The Patriots. The Gridiron. Atlanta, Georgia, February 3rd, 2019. It’s the Big Game at the End of the Season. Big… Time… Football… That’s right… wait… get out of my post… no, NO!

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The Berhalter Era Has Begun

This weekend felt like a trip to Sweet Puttin’ Cakes, like Mike and I started thinking about MLS 1.0, and I started a sentence “Y’know what I love? The chants of maybe 500-600 people echoing against the seats of an NFL stadium..” and by the end of that sentence, I was in Glendale watching the USMNT.

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Welcome to the Fun Hole

Fun is only a decision away!

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The Fake Meat Critique – Del Taco’s Beyond Taco

Beyond may have disappointed me with continental cuisine, but perhaps a trip south of the border bodes well…

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The Fake Meat Critique – Carl’s Jr. Beyond Famous Star with Cheese

Can Beyond Meat bring me the vintage fast food experience?

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