Exploring the Depths of My Original 2008 YouTube Page

Posted on April 12, 2019 by

A requiem for the unashamed, unafraid, inescapable creativity of my early adolescence.

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Circling Culture’s Shower Drain at F.Y.E.

Posted on April 2, 2019 by

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Media garbage surrounds me from wall to wall, ceiling to floor, coagulated here in a state of permanent clearance

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CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve Won a Hertz Donut!

Posted on April 1, 2019 by

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Click Here to Redeem Your FREE Hertz Donut!

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The Most 🔥🔥🔥 Uniforms of the 2019 NCAA Fencing Tournament

Posted on March 28, 2019 by

In the Hysteria of March Madness, you may have missed the FIRE STYLE that went down in the 2019 NCAA Fencing Tournament this month. We’ve collected some of the hottest ‘fits of the ’19 tourney in this gallery, feast your eyes on what these athletes rocked:

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Tucker Carlson’s Bizarre Unearthed Talk Radio Transcripts

Posted on March 11, 2019 by

Before his time as the leading guy on whatever TV show they have on at the gym all the time, Tucker Carlson was a common guest on the long running Shock Jock Talk Radio Program I just made up, “Chunky and the Slime Rat”.

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Heartbreak at the Banc – A Sporting KC Fan Experiences LAFC

Posted on March 6, 2019 by

Losing on a late goal on the road sucks, but in a way, it’s what I came for.

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EDITORIAL – Who Turned Out the Lights??

Posted on March 5, 2019 by

The world seems to have gone dark all of a sudden and I’m looking for answers. Who turned out the lights?

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