Tucker Carlson’s Bizarre Unearthed Talk Radio Transcripts

Before his time as the leading guy on whatever TV show they have on at the gym all the time, Tucker Carlson was a common guest on the long running Shock Jock Talk Radio Program I just made up, “Chunky and the Slime Rat”.

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Heartbreak at the Banc – A Sporting KC Fan Experiences LAFC

Losing on a late goal on the road sucks, but in a way, it’s what I came for.

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EDITORIAL – Who Turned Out the Lights??

The world seems to have gone dark all of a sudden and I’m looking for answers. Who turned out the lights?

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Filling the Football Void with the San Diego Fleet

The Chargers left a gaping hole in East Mission Valley.

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Rain Declared Bullshit

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SAN DIEGO – Rain’s coming down all the time now and it sucks ass

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URGENT: Pelt Joe With Baseballs Day CANCELLED

PLEASE understand that it is NOT OKAY to pelt me with baseballs today NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAY HAVE HEARD

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The General Sentenced to Death by The Hague

Hundreds killed in cold blood by a series of calculated blunders in the name of low-cost car insurance. Justice, finally, will be served.

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The General pleads his case to an unsympathetic tribunal

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