That Team’s Really Named “The Nuggets”, Eh?

Sunday night I watched as the Phoenix Suns of the National Basketball Association finished a sweep of the Denver Nuggets of the National Basketball Association in the second round of the NBA Playoffs. I feel that this ending was only right. Not only because the Phoenix Suns are a superior team to the Denver Nuggets (or at least this version of the Nuggets, sans-Jamal Murray), which their play clearly showed them to be, but also because I cannot, for the life of me, consider the Denver Nuggets winning an NBA championship. I simply cannot put two and two together there. I cannot formulate it in my brain. I cannot imagine a shirt that reads “DENVER NUGGETS NBA FINALS CHAMPIONS.”

This is the closest thing I could find, it’s a divisional championship shirt. I’m trying to imagine it saying “NBA FINALS CHAMPIONS” but I can’t.
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Consider The Shark Park

It is officially, I think, I will not check, Summertime. It’s hot out, and you are blissfully unaware of any sort of water crisis in your state. Your children are complaining, and you either do not want to go to your public pool out of a thinly-disguised disdain for the members of your community or you’re not allowed there anymore because of a fight you got in with one of the other Dads over the protocols of the placement of towels over pool chairs to reserve said chair. You didn’t spring for a backyard pool because you were afraid some stranger would wander into your backyard while drunk, fall in, drown and raise your insurance rates. 

Your children still complain. 

You’re left with no choice. You must consider the Shark Park.

Shark Park REAL
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Fixing The Royals: A Guide to Ending the Kansas City Royals’ Losing Streak

The Royals, of Kansas City, our dearly beloved baseball club, have decided to begin once again losing most if not all of their games that they play anymore. This, I feel, was a grave mistake, as most, if not all, of the fans of this team vastly preferred it back earlier in the year when they seemed to win most, if not all, of the games they played against other teams. The Royals need to get back on track, and I have written up a Six-Step blueprint to success that they could follow for premier excitement to return to the famous “diamond” and joy to fill the hearts and lungs of Kansas City’s most ardent supporters.

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I am simply unable to tell this man’s emotions. But I understand them

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OFFICIAL STATEMENT: To The Proprietors and Owners of the Proposed European Super League:

putting the serious black and white logo only image down to show I am serious in this statement
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Sporting Kansas City Inks Exclusive TV Broadcast Deal With ItzReddditttSoccerStreamss

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After a series of poor television deals, the dam has burst. Sporting KC has decided to cut out the middleman and sign an exclusive deal with the Eastern European site everybody sought out to watch their games anyway
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I Have Just Thought of “Chicken McNougats”

WHat if MaDonnalds had done that instead of Chicken McNuggets? That would be horrible.

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Once Again, A list of names and also the term “KU Football Head Coaching Search”

So it has come again to this –

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This Redesign of a Space Jams Character Has Me ‘Hopping’ Mad!

These redesigns… They’re getting out of hand.

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DISCUSS THE ROYALS SIMULATOR 2021

Spring is beginning to have sprung… You can feel it in the air… You can very faintly hear Rex Hudler’s voice on the wind…

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FAREWELL, THE GENERAL

It’s been a long day without you my friend…..

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