Monthly Archives: April 2019

It’s My Birthday Today, and I’m 24!

You know what that means….. BRING IT IN GUYS!!! Continue reading

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Biden Can Pry #Joe2020 From My Cold, Dead Hands

My eyesight is the one thing I have ever been able to brag about and no politician will EVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME Continue reading

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Enter… The Forbidden Democratic Candidates Zone

We know most of their names. Kamala. Bernie. Warren. Beto. The Indiana Guy. But do you know how deep the 2020 DNC candidate rabbit hole goes? Continue reading

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another marvel movie here I guess

A reflection on missing a cultural moment Continue reading

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Exploring the Depths of My Original 2008 YouTube Page

A requiem for the unashamed, unafraid, inescapable creativity of my early adolescence. Continue reading

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Circling Culture’s Shower Drain at F.Y.E.

Media garbage surrounds me from wall to wall, ceiling to floor, coagulated here in a state of permanent clearance Continue reading

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CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve Won a Hertz Donut!

Click Here to Redeem Your FREE Hertz Donut! Continue reading

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