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LEAKED: Excerpts from Ready Player Two, the Sequel to Ready Player One

I have managed to procure an exclusive advanced manuscript of Ready Player Two, the sequel to Ernest Cline’s 2011 novel Ready Player One Continue reading

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Well… Uh… Bye, Wescoe

So, whenever I reach a end, I end up writing something sentimental, like a goodbye letter, or, whatever I wrote for my first of two graduations. I’m a sucker for goodbyes. I don’t really feel like that today. Continue reading

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Let me stake a claim to this joke before anyone else can

Ronald McDonald is an intersection of two aspects of modern culture that are staring down a slip into the irrelevant and disdained. He’s a clown, and he represents McDonald’s. Continue reading

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The Case for Saving All of My Shows on a Series of VHS Tapes Again

You know what I’m enjoying, and I have enjoyed for the past, like, two years? I only have to pay like eleven dollars per month to the Netflix corporation to watch as much of The Office as I like. I … Continue reading

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Why Did I Get Elected “King Dumbass”?

I googled it, and I don’t have any responsibilities. I don’t get to pass laws or policy or anything. I’m just King Dumbass of Dekalb County, Illinois. I don’t even live there. Continue reading

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Folks, I have had another Zero Bar

You have to be in the Zero bar mood in order to pick out and enjoy a nice Zero bar. The Zero bar is incomparable to anything else. The Zero bar is the Zero bar is the Zero bar is the Zero bar. Continue reading

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Big XII Coaches Tell Their Toughest Allen Fieldhouse Stories

The Mecca of College Basketball. The Cathedral of College Basketball. The Home of College Basketball. The White House of College Basketball. The Indianapolis Children’s Museum of College Basketball. All names you’ve heard to describe one building: Allen Fieldhouse. Kansas Basketball … Continue reading

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