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CAT S22 Review: It Won’t Let You Have it Both Ways

Posted on May 1, 2023 by Joe Bush

There is an unfortunate undercurrent of dissatisfaction that one invites into their life when they decide to eschew a smartphone. The smartphone is such an assumed part of a modern existence that it takes a serious heaping of dissatisfaction to … Continue reading →

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Consider The New Funny Numbers

Posted on March 20, 2023 by Joe Bush

It’s constant. Especially this time of year. You’ll be watching basketball with your friends. It’s near the end of the game. It’s 66-62. The leading team’s point guard slashes into the lane and kicks out to an open shooter in … Continue reading →

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Lessons of ENGL 225 – What I Learned from a Community College Fiction Workshop

Posted on February 6, 2023 by Joe Bush

My parents moved house last summer, leaving the home they’d lived in since shortly after my birth in 1995 for one about forty miles away, nearer to my mother’s family, my sister, and I. The process of moving out of … Continue reading →

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Married Sports Mascots: An Investigation

Posted on December 13, 2022 by Joe Bush

I was recently introduced to Mrs. Coyote. For those unaware, Mrs. Coyote is the recently introduced wife of The Coyote, which is his full legal name, who is the mascot for the San Antonio Spurs. After years of the Coyote’s … Continue reading →

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The Unihertz Titan Pocket: More Than What I Need But I Can Make It Give Me Less

Posted on November 2, 2022 by Joe Bush

Thus begins another entry in my almost two-year long feature/non-smart phone journey. My last deliberation on this venture came with my post about the Schok Classic back in February, in which I detailed my history with smartphones, feature phones, and … Continue reading →

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The Vending Machina Hall of Fame

Posted on August 26, 2022 by Joe Bush

I remember not the day that I decided to start documenting vending machines that I saw. I have conflicting theories within myself on when it started, all valid, and all based in reality, but I have no memory of the … Continue reading →

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In Praise and Love of The Apparatus

Posted on August 10, 2022 by Joe Bush

On a late summer night in St. Paul, America… and indeed Mexico as well, were reacquainted with what we might call…

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So Let’s Say Hypothetically Theoretically in a Theoretical Situation You Were to Replace a Soccer Coach in a Medium-Sized City in the Great Plains

Posted on July 28, 2022 by Joe Bush

As to avoid retaliation from any men currently serving as the head coach of a professional soccer team located in a medium-sized city in the Great Plains region of the United States of America, any and all references to which … Continue reading →

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Introducing the Tank 7 Athletic Conference

Posted on July 21, 2022 by Joe Bush

College sports conferences don’t make any sense any damn more. Texas and Oklahoma are gonna play South Carolina and Vanderbilt every year, UCLA and USC are joining the damn Big Ten, which means they’ll play Big Ten schools Rutgers and Maryland, … Continue reading →

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Forgive me but I am about to complain about the final boss of a 20 year-old PS2 game

Posted on July 16, 2022 by Joe Bush

And not even one of the ones that people know about, either. I’m screaming into the void for this one, I recognize – But, boy am I screaming. Continue reading →

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