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The Bud Knight Has Put Me To Death

These are my final breaths. Dilly Dilly. Continue reading

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CALIFORNIA WE FUCKING DID IT

WE SHOWED TIME WHO’S FUCKING BOSS! Continue reading

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Four Pivotal Congressional Races That I’ve Just Made Up

These midterm elections that I made up are incredibly important for determining the future of our country.
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Hot Looks for Fall 2018

When the trees start dropping leaves, we start dropping looks.

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Fourth Anniversary Post: Late-80s/Early-90s songs that sound like they could be on the Sonic CD Soundtrack

As a new rule, every time October 7th rolls around, I will write a post I’ve wanted to write for a while but I know will capture exactly zero readers. This is the first. Continue reading

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Are You Dystopian-Future-Proofing Your Home?

This environment ain’t gonna storytell itself. Continue reading

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The Definitive Guide to the Generations

Millennials? Generation X? The Greatest? What do all of these words mean, and how can you use them as leverage when you need to blame somebody? Continue reading

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