Monthly Archives: November 2017

The Case for Saving All of My Shows on a Series of VHS Tapes Again

You know what I’m enjoying, and I have enjoyed for the past, like, two years? I only have to pay like eleven dollars per month to the Netflix corporation to watch as much of The Office as I like. I … Continue reading →

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Why Did I Get Elected “King Dumbass”?

I googled it, and I don’t have any responsibilities. I don’t get to pass laws or policy or anything. I’m just King Dumbass of Dekalb County, Illinois. I don’t even live there. Continue reading →

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Folks, I have had another Zero Bar

You have to be in the Zero bar mood in order to pick out and enjoy a nice Zero bar. The Zero bar is incomparable to anything else. The Zero bar is the Zero bar is the Zero bar is the Zero bar. Continue reading →

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