Monthly Archives: January 2018

The 6 Finalists for Joe Bush Dot Net’s Second Headquarters: Revealed

I am expanding, and much like Amazon, I’m having cities sell themselves out to me for the right for it. Continue reading

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LEAKED: 2018’s New GEICO Ads

The Government Employees Insurance COmpany produces like 45 thirty-second TV spots per year and allegedly also sells car insurance to employees of the government. I did some research and found that the famed gecko mascot was picked because “Gecko sounds … Continue reading

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Folks, I have tried Kelly Slater’s Pro Surfer again

It is with a heavy heart that I have hit the virtual waves once again Continue reading

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Baby Fork. Baby Fork. Baby Fork.

baby fork. baby fork. baby fork. baby fork. baby fork. Continue reading

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Joe’s Next Step: Monster Truck Driver

There are millions of careers out there, and maybe, just maybe, one of ’em’s got room for ol’ Joe Bush. I figure that I should start simple, with the thing I considered for like a solid two days in the third grade: Driving Monster Trucks Continue reading

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Dear God Somebody Help Youtube

A man made a video where he finds a dead body and I got things to say Continue reading

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