Monthly Archives: January 2018

Two Years Out, Carly Rae Jepsen’s “E•MO•TION” Helped Me Change for the Better

The past two years were tumultuous, to say the least. E•MO•TION was there with me the whole time. Continue reading

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The 6 Finalists for Joe Bush Dot Net’s Second Headquarters: Revealed

I am expanding, and much like Amazon, I’m having cities sell themselves out to me for the right for it. Continue reading

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LEAKED: 2018’s New GEICO Ads

The Government Employees Insurance COmpany produces like 45 thirty-second TV spots per year and allegedly also sells car insurance to employees of the government. I did some research and found that the famed gecko mascot was picked because “Gecko sounds … Continue reading

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Folks, I have tried Kelly Slater’s Pro Surfer again

It is with a heavy heart that I have hit the virtual waves once again Continue reading

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Baby Fork. Baby Fork. Baby Fork.

baby fork. baby fork. baby fork. baby fork. baby fork. Continue reading

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Joe’s Next Step: Monster Truck Driver

There are millions of careers out there, and maybe, just maybe, one of ’em’s got room for ol’ Joe Bush. I figure that I should start simple, with the thing I considered for like a solid two days in the third grade: Driving Monster Trucks Continue reading

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Dear God Somebody Help Youtube

A man made a video where he finds a dead body and I got things to say Continue reading

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