Monthly Archives: February 2018

Reddit’s Weird Thing With Fake Serendipity

I would love, I guess, to pretend that I spend literally no time on the Reddit dot com site and instead spend my time like reading literary criticism or searching through vegan recipe sites or something worthwhile. But I probably … Continue reading

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I Have Found a Beret and Folks, It’s Over

I’m fashion-forward now. I’m a trend-rider now. I’ve got the beret. Continue reading

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Tay Zonday Deserves Better

History quickly crashing through your veins… Continue reading

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What will we do with me after I perish in the inevitable shooting?

I used to have a scout leader who would enact a thought experiment on each Saturday campout. He’d gather everyone around and ask if we thought it would rain that day. He’d goad responses out of the youngest scouts, who’d … Continue reading

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EA Sports Announces Madden 2002 HD Special Edition

We’ve all waited and it’s finally here. Madden NFL 2002 HD Special Edition Continue reading

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Science Proves that the Only Good Song Ever is “The King of Wishful Thinking” by Go West

It’s all there in the formula. Congratulations to these two dudes. Swing Out Sister needs justice. Continue reading

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Coming Clean: Why I Grew the Mustache

The question that’s been on everyone’s mind and on my upper lip: finally answered Continue reading

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