Monthly Archives: February 2017

What is America’s BEST College Bar?

A lot of people tell┬áme – “Joe, you seem like the type of guy who would drive around to different towns just to visit where the Freshmen can get in and down a pint or two!” And you’d be right, … Continue reading

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WATCH: KU Student Breaks Guinness World Record for Loudest Single Person Indoor High Pitched Noise in Apartment Bathroom!

LAWRENCE – It had been a long time coming, it seems, but Joe Bush has finally broken the indoor high pitched noise decibel record. Bush, 21, has been described as “clumsy, but overall an okay driving school student”. He reached … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to King Vortigano

Look. If I could go back in time, I would. If I could go back and change everything, I swear, I would. But I can’t do that. That’s not how time works, and you, a 1000+ year old deceased king, … Continue reading

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OFFICIAL SUPER BOWL LI SIMULATION IN MADDEN NFL 99

“DO YOU LIKE BIG TIME FOOTBALL? THE HITS? THE BOOM? THE DOINK? THE WHAP? WELL, HEY, IT’S ALL HERE – THIS IS MY GAME” -John Madden, Opening Cinematic, Madden NFL 99 IT’S FEBRUARY ONCE AGAIN, AND IT’S TIME FOR THE … Continue reading

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