Monthly Archives: September 2018

It is Time to Pay Respect to Mario Bros.

The original. Not the Super one or the Donkey Kong one or whatever. Just, y’know, vanilla, flat, Mario Bros.

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Mello Yello’s new “Mello Yello Will Solve Every Single Problem” Campaign is Well-Intentioned but Misguided

I remain skeptical that they’ll pull it off, but it’s admirable nonetheless. Continue reading

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McDonaldland Has Fallen

I am not loving this Continue reading

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Pig in Slop Indeed Having a Wonderful Time

Shoot. Look at him go. Just like we all expected Continue reading

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REVIEW: Chips Ahoy Cereal

“You come at the king, you best not miss” Continue reading

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The Messenger – Putting Myself Through That Shit Again

Press B to Continue. Press B to Continue. Press B to Continue. Continue reading

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