THE BASKET, J.R.
The whole point of the basketball game is to
PUT THE BALL INTO THE BASKET
IT’S IN THE NAME OF THE GODDAMN SPORT, J.R.
IT’S “BASKET BALL”
THE GODDAMN GAME IS TIED J.R.
LOOK AT YOUR HANDS, J.R.
THE BALL IS IN THEM
AND THE TITULAR BASKET IS IN THE DIRECTION
OPPOSITE OF WHICH YOU WERE JUST RUNNING
YOU SEE WHERE WE ARE?
IT’S HALFCOURT
THIS IS THE FURTHEST POINT POSSIBLE FROM THE BASKET TOWARDS WHICH YOU’RE
SUPPOSED TO GO
WITH BALL IN HAND
TO SCORE POINTS
AND POTENTIALLY WIN GAME ONE HERE IN OAKLAND
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