COURSE TITLE: CLASS WHERE WE ALWAYS PLAY LOUD MUSIC AND LAUGH ALL THE TIME FOR SOME REASON

NUMBER: CLAS 420

DESCRIPTION: Imagine this: You’re sitting in your class, one where you presumably learn about a topic you’re interested in but don’t necessarily find the most fun thing ever. Maybe doing the work is intriguing, and the teacher is engaging, and the subject itself is interesting, but you wouldn’t say it’s a “fun” class. Class isn’t supposed to be “fun”, really, if you think about it, right? About midway through the class, you hear, through the thin walls of the building, some upbeat techno music playing from another classroom. “Probably just for a video or something,” you think. As the weeks go on, it seems like there’s never a dull moment coming from that classroom. People are laughing, music is playing seemingly constantly… Wait, is there even a teacher? I haven’t heard one voice above any others… What the hell are they constantly doing?

This is that class. Are you interested in theoretically doing something? Do you want to not necessarily be the envy but just sort of the source of spite from adjacent classes taking tests? Do you enjoy singing songs from whatever the most recent Disney movie is for some reason all the time?

PRE-REQUISITES: Have a knowledge of speaking with the most annoying possibly flow of speech, ability to keep the door open all the goddamn time

BOOKS NEEDED: Presumably we’re just gonna look up YouTube videos all the time

LOCATION: EVERYWHERE AT EVERY TIME