K-State’s Response to the Snoop Dogg Incident Was… Misguided

(NSFW )Look… I understand why they did it, but this is not what anybody needed or wanted.

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It’s honestly kind of blatant for the Kansas basketball program to act this braizenly in the face of such significant potential incoming sanctions from the NCAA. It’s kind of messed up that, after the accusations of payment towards recruits, Snoop fired a gun with dollar bills with his face on them (which is NOT legal tender, mind you, and I’d appreciate it if people would quit coming into my startup CBD place with them). And, yes, bringing the pole dancers out gave KU a sex appeal that they haven’t had since they got rid of the Dancing Nachos.

I know it’s hard to keep up with, really, I do. I know it’s not easy to compete with the Adidas money, and the prestige, and the missed travel calls to begin with, so the fact that they’ve gotta compete for sex appeal now, too, presented Kansas State with a huge problem.

But Nude Willie was not the answer.

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NO! NO NO NO! NOBODY ASKED FOR NUDE WILLIE! Not I, nor anybody else in the Big XII media sphere, asked for Kansas State to introduce Nude Willie to combat the sexual influence of Snoop at the school on the other side of the state. Not alright, Kansas State! Not a good look at all!

This throws a huge wrench into the official power rankings of the worst Big XII mascots, moving him all the way up to number two, second only to K-State’s own EcoKat. This also throws a huge wrench into the official power rankings of the sexiest Big XII mascots, moving him all the way up to number two, second only to Texas Tech’s bell guy.

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Here’s hoping this doesn’t start a Big XII sexiness arms race, though, officially, if we have to see another mascot naked, we here at the site would like to see sexy Pistol Pete the most and sexy SuperFrog the least.


please do not yell at me for this, it was only a joke, please do not yell at me for photoshopping nude willie. thanks. Twitter, Facebook, Ko-Fi, all that, thanks

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