Asher Roth “I Love College” Lyrics (UNRELEASED EXTENDED VERSION)

How well do you remember the lyrics to Asher Roth’s 2009 hit “I Love College”? The sleuths at the Joe Bush dot Net research team have uncovered the planned lyrics to a lengthy, unreleased version of Roth’s opus.

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[INTRO]

I’m nice right now, I, I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air

[CHORUS/HOOK]
That party last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three wake up at ten
Go out to eat then do it again

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip bankers club and drink miller lite
On thirsty Thursday and Tuesday night ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
So fill up my cup
Lets get fucked up
I’m next on the table
Who want what
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson Hakeem Olajuwon
Don’t even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it
Otherwise you naked

[PRE-CHORUS]
Time isn’t wasted when you’re getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

[CHORUS/HOOK]
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three wake up at ten
Go out to eat then do it again
Man I love college (hey) and I love drinking (hey)
I love women (hey) man I love college

I can’t tell you what I learned from school
But I could tell you a story or two
Um yea of course I learned some rules
Like don’t pass out with your shoes on
And don’t leave the house till the booze gone
And don’t have sex if shes too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
Then tomorrow night find a new joint
Hold the beer bong
Nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk

[CHORUS/HOOK]

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after me
Chug! chug! chug! chug! chug! chug! chug! chug!
Freshmen! freshmen! freshmen! freshmen!
Do something crazy! Do something crazy! Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
Keg-stand! keg-stand! keg-stand! keg-stand!

[CHORUS/HOOK]

Editor’s Note: It is at this point that the extra, unheard lyrics, found on a flash drive we may or may not have stolen from the glovebox of Roth’s Dodge Neon, begin –

Now I like drinkin’ a lot of brew
Michelob, High Life, and Sam Adams too
I pick up a can and shotgun it through
I’ll flip out a cup down here with my crew
I major in parties, and liquor, and weed
Might go to class, but probably won’t read
Don’t think that I’ll finish that bachelor’s degree
But everyone wants to kick it with me

[CHORUS/HOOK]

And I’ll smoke the grass, with all of my bros
Munch out on some Twinkies and those Doritos
We’ll bounce up some quarters and chug down the booze
Sorry for pukin’ on your girlfriend’s shoes
I put on my playlist, got party tracks set
Dave Mathews, Jack Johnson, and Phish yeah you bet
I’ll bring out the instruments and then we can let
Blood from this calf for Lord Baphomet

[CHORUS/HOOK]

The blood that we sip from that mewling cow
Powers our bodies, and baby that’s how
We’re gonna stay here for all days to come
Live life in these bodies, so virile and young
Stay 22 for the rest of our days
With our souls devoted to his evil ways
Sacrifice animals all through the night
And open a can of cold Miller Lite

These parties are fronts for our awful group
Baphomet’s Boys at Land-Grant State U
See I’m kinda halfway, between god and man
And bringing in subjects is my major plan
Ascherääth my name, I live in the sewers
Recruiting Freshmen and drinkin’ a Coors
Was born of an unholy evil cabal
That meets in a pit beneath Alumni Hall

[CHORUS/HOOK]

[Call and Response]
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Ma-sons! Ma-sons! Ma-sons! Ma-sons!
Pull out its heart! Pull out its heart!
Tri-bute! Tri-bute! Tri-bute! Tri-bute!
God of the Darkness! God of the Darkness!
Spare us! Spare us! Spare us! Spare us!

[CHORUS/HOOK]

That party last night was awfully crazy
I wish we’d taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one lamb immolated
Drink its blood and eat its feet
And my true god is all I need
Pass out at three, wake up at ten
Recruit the damned, then do it again
Man I love college (hey!)
And I love drinking (blood!)
And I will recruit (hey!)
Students for tribute (hey!)

[Spoken]
Do I really have to graduate, or can I just stay here for the rest of my mortal life before descending into the depths of hell to sit aside Baphomet’s throne feasting on the souls and flesh of the damned for eternity?


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