TEMPLE GUARD

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OH GOD NO

I THOUGHT I HAD IT! I HAD A HALF PENDANT LEFT AND I LOST A LITTLE TIME PUTTING THE ASS PART OF THE SHRINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY TOGETHER BUT I HAD SOME BUDGETED AND EVEN THOUGH BILLY LOST HIS PENDANT IN THE DARK FOREST I HAD A CLEAR PATH TO RAMSES’ ANKH – A DAMN CLEAR PATH TO RAMSES’ ANKH- AND NOW THIS GUARD’S GOT ME AND I THINK I SHIT A LITTLE AND NOW WE’RE NEVER GOING TO WIN THE MOUNTAIN BIKES. WE PROBABLY DON’T EVEN DESERVE THE TURBOGRAFIX-SIXTEENS EITHER BUT KIRK FOGG AND OLMEC ARE GENEROUS MEN AND WILL REWARD US HANDSOMELY FOR GETTING THIS FAR.

We’ve let the good name and legacy of the Red Jaguars down and we’ve disappointed Olmec and Kirk Fogg both. I am less upset about disappointing Kirk Fogg but it’s a blow either way. This is a day of horrible shame.

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