On December 5th, gaming changed forever. Gamer Nation: Rise Up, and Crank Dat
The JoeBush.net research team has recovered, through a series of heists and several emails where I begged Soulja Boy to send me the info, a list of games available for the newly-launched SouljaGame console. At the moment we have only a few names, and most of them are what simply I could interpret from a drunken 3 AM phone call I shared with Mr. Boy last night.
Time to Fight Dad
Caber Toss Simulator
Food Fight: The Game
Hotel Mario HD
Huge Baby With a Gun
JFK: Reloaded 2
Polybius
Hack This Election!
Shaun Murray’s Wakeboarding: Leashed
Kill Cleatus the FOX Robot
Super Robespierre
D.B. Cooper’s Descent
Virtual Jonestown
BMX XXXX
Battle City
Scary Nightmare Version of Bomberman 64 where the characters really bleed and die and it’s in an unmarked cartridge you bought at a creepy antique store
Dennis Miller Interactive
Wladmir Klitschko’s Вибити
Make My Video! Soulja Boy
Execution at the Hands of Fucked Up Tin Toy Baby
Drunken Fight at a Mid-Tier Bowl Game 2001
Madden Bus 1996 [Desert Bus reskin, you control John Madden’s bus on a 3 day trip between Kansas City, Missouri and Detroit, Michigan]
Plumbers Continue to Not Wear Ties
1000+ DOOM II LEVELS
Spider-Man and Pregnant Elsa Fight Mr. Krabs and Orange Venom at Safeway
Pick Out Coded White Nationalist Sentiments in Your Cameo Requests
Mike Ditka’s Quarterback Attack
Horny Michelin Man VR
Elf Bowling
Elf Bowling 2
Chicken Shoot!
Elf Bowling 1999 [Exactly the same as Elf Bowling 2]
Elf Bowling DX
Stickman Fight COLLECTION
Poke the Fat Kid Til He Barfs and Win a PS2
Skyrim
Rotten.com: The Game
Logan Paul’s Pro Suicide Forest Explorer
Warehouse Level from Tony Hawk but that’s it
NBA Elite 11
Try to Talk to Cool Girl with Colorful Hair
Hanggliding Accident Simulator
Super Mario Bros. 7 [This, from what we can tell, is a reskin of Double Dribble somehow]
Make My Video: Soulja Boy 2
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas – Hot Coffee Only Edition
No Russian Extreme
Train John Hinckley Jr. Slightly Better
Ultimate Gizmondo Collection
