CALIFORNIA WE FUCKING DID IT

WE SHOWED TIME WHO’S FUCKING BOSS!

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Four Pivotal Congressional Races That I’ve Just Made Up

These midterm elections that I made up are incredibly important for determining the future of our country.

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Hot Looks for Fall 2018

When the trees start dropping leaves, we start dropping looks.

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Fourth Anniversary Post: Late-80s/Early-90s songs that sound like they could be on the Sonic CD Soundtrack

As a new rule, every time October 7th (the posting date of the first ever Joe Bush dot Net post, though not actually the title) rolls around, I will write a post I’ve wanted to write for a while but I know will capture exactly zero readers. This is the first.

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Are You Dystopian-Future-Proofing Your Home?

This environment ain’t gonna storytell itself.

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The Definitive Guide to the Generations

Millennials? Generation X? The Greatest? What do all of these words mean, and how can you use them as leverage when you need to blame somebody?

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Everybody on their phones all of the time??? could be millennials

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Bathroom Floor Ruled “Surprisingly Comfortable”

Day going “fine” says floor-layer, 23

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