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An Open Letter to the Wolf Holding Me Captive

I know you know what I’m thinking. I know you know English, and you know telepathy. If you had any question about whether or not I knew you know what I’m thinking at all time, let me clear the air. … Continue reading

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Top Five Entities that Did Not Defeat me in Canada So Far

  100% of this article is completely factual. Everything here definitely happened, a whole lot, and please don’t call me a “compulsive liar” because that hurts my feelings very bad and my guidance counselor told me I needed to keep … Continue reading

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Things I Will Put in Virtual Reality Once I Have the Means, Funds, and Ability to Do So

For those of you out of the loop, the Oculus Rift premiered this week! We are now in a different world, one where the line between actuality and virtual reality is drawn by a giant thing you have to put … Continue reading

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