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The heathen Crunch has returned, and he has ceased his perversion of the humble doughnut and has moved forward to destroy more of what we love so dearly. Crunch is a mad man and nothing more. Crunch will burn in … Continue reading →

One of the most ridiculous aspects – potentially the most ridiculous aspect – of American politics is the fact that every politician has to care about sports in order to appeal to the commoner. It’s one of the ways we … Continue reading →

I am but a man. I have my desires and my weaknesses. I have this website, and the other website, and a Hyundai, and very little else to draw off of for solace in times of darkness. In times of … Continue reading →

After like twenty five years going strong, my dad’s old Sony CD Player from his apartment after he graduated college has officially bitten the dust. It had a good life, but stopped reading discs last week. The final disc that … Continue reading →

Kellogg’s is back, and boy do they have a new cereal! It’s an update on the old favorite Frosted Flakes, adding a hint of that delicious root (I think it’s a root), Cinnamon, to the sugary glaze that already covered … Continue reading →

Folks, we’ve been played again. I wanted an NES Classic last year. It looked like Nintendo doing two things that I thought they couldn’t do – They produced a console that people wanted, and they acknowledged and appreciated their history. The … Continue reading →

HEE HEE! ATTENTION HUMANS, DOGS, LIZARDS, AND ANY OF THE OTHER BEINGS THAT LIVE IN THE EARTH BENEATH THE BURN OF THE SUN’S BENEVOLENT GAZE: TODAY, I, LUNARIO, THE WIZARD OF THE MOON, WILL FINALLY ENACT ON MY MILLENIA-OLD PLAN … Continue reading →

We’ve all been to the ‘Bees at some point in our life. I have many times, and I don’t regret many of them. Some of them, sure. The worst of them? Absolutely. The time that I locked myself in the … Continue reading →