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Reddit’s Weird Thing With Fake Serendipity

I would love, I guess, to pretend that I spend literally no time on the Reddit dot com site and instead spend my time like reading literary criticism or searching through vegan recipe sites or something worthwhile. But I probably … Continue reading

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I Have Found a Beret and Folks, It’s Over

I’m fashion-forward now. I’m a trend-rider now. I’ve got the beret. Continue reading

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Tay Zonday Deserves Better

History quickly crashing through your veins… Continue reading

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EA Sports Announces Madden 2002 HD Special Edition

We’ve all waited and it’s finally here. Madden NFL 2002 HD Special Edition Continue reading

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Science Proves that the Only Good Song Ever is “The King of Wishful Thinking” by Go West

It’s all there in the formula. Congratulations to these two dudes. Swing Out Sister needs justice. Continue reading

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Coming Clean: Why I Grew the Mustache

The question that’s been on everyone’s mind and on my upper lip: finally answered Continue reading

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Two Years Out, Carly Rae Jepsen’s “E•MO•TION” Helped Me Change for the Better

The past two years were tumultuous, to say the least. E•MO•TION was there with me the whole time. Continue reading

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The 6 Finalists for Joe Bush Dot Net’s Second Headquarters: Revealed

I am expanding, and much like Amazon, I’m having cities sell themselves out to me for the right for it. Continue reading

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LEAKED: 2018’s New GEICO Ads

The Government Employees Insurance COmpany produces like 45 thirty-second TV spots per year and allegedly also sells car insurance to employees of the government. I did some research and found that the famed gecko mascot was picked because “Gecko sounds … Continue reading

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Folks, I have tried Kelly Slater’s Pro Surfer again

It is with a heavy heart that I have hit the virtual waves once again Continue reading

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