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Category Archives: Uncategorized
Four Pivotal Congressional Races That I’ve Just Made Up
These midterm elections that I made up are incredibly important for determining the future of our country.
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Hot Looks for Fall 2018
When the trees start dropping leaves, we start dropping looks.
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Fourth Anniversary Post: Late-80s/Early-90s songs that sound like they could be on the Sonic CD Soundtrack
As a new rule, every time October 7th rolls around, I will write a post I’ve wanted to write for a while but I know will capture exactly zero readers. This is the first. Continue reading
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Are You Dystopian-Future-Proofing Your Home?
This environment ain’t gonna storytell itself. Continue reading
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The Definitive Guide to the Generations
Millennials? Generation X? The Greatest? What do all of these words mean, and how can you use them as leverage when you need to blame somebody? Continue reading
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Bathroom Floor Ruled “Surprisingly Comfortable”
Day going “fine” says floor-layer, 23 Continue reading
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It is Time to Pay Respect to Mario Bros.
The original. Not the Super one or the Donkey Kong one or whatever. Just, y’know, vanilla, flat, Mario Bros.
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Mello Yello’s new “Mello Yello Will Solve Every Single Problem” Campaign is Well-Intentioned but Misguided
I remain skeptical that they’ll pull it off, but it’s admirable nonetheless. Continue reading
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McDonaldland Has Fallen
I am not loving this Continue reading
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Pig in Slop Indeed Having a Wonderful Time
Shoot. Look at him go. Just like we all expected Continue reading
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