Hot Looks for Fall 2018

Posted on October 18, 2018 by Joe Bush

When the trees start dropping leaves, we start dropping looks.

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Fourth Anniversary Post: Late-80s/Early-90s songs that sound like they could be on the Sonic CD Soundtrack

Posted on October 7, 2018 by Joe Bush

As a new rule, every time October 7th (the posting date of the first ever Joe Bush dot Net post, though not actually the title) rolls around, I will write a post I’ve wanted to write for a while but I know will capture exactly zero readers. This is the first.

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Are You Dystopian-Future-Proofing Your Home?

Posted on October 6, 2018 by Joe Bush

This environment ain’t gonna storytell itself.

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The Definitive Guide to the Generations

Posted on October 4, 2018 by Joe Bush

Millennials? Generation X? The Greatest? What do all of these words mean, and how can you use them as leverage when you need to blame somebody?

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Everybody on their phones all of the time??? could be millennials

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Bathroom Floor Ruled “Surprisingly Comfortable”

Posted on October 2, 2018 by Joe Bush

Day going “fine” says floor-layer, 23

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It is Time to Pay Respect to Mario Bros.

Posted on September 22, 2018 by Joe Bush

The original. Not the Super one or the Donkey Kong one or whatever. Just, y’know, vanilla, flat, Mario Bros.

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Mello Yello’s new “Mello Yello Will Solve Every Single Problem” Campaign is Well-Intentioned but Misguided

Posted on September 21, 2018 by Joe Bush

Mello Yello is biting off a little more than it can chew here.

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McDonaldland Has Fallen

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Joe Bush

I am not loving this.

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A guiltful Mayor McCheese stands watch over the once-proud city he watched fall.

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Pig in Slop Indeed Having a Wonderful Time

Posted on September 10, 2018 by Joe Bush

Shoot, look at him. Just like we thought.

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REVIEW: Chips Ahoy Cereal

Posted on September 5, 2018 by Joe Bush

“You come at the king, you best not miss”

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