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About Joe Bush

The guy behind JoeBush.net and a lot of other things

To the Marching Jayhawks:

Posted on November 27, 2016 by Joe Bush

I knew this day would come. I knew there was going to be a time that I’d hang up the marching uniform and not take it off the rack again.

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Twelve Signs You Don’t Go to the University of Kansas

Posted on November 18, 2016 by Joe Bush

There is no KU ID card in your wallet This is an obvious one. Probably should be the first place you check, to be honest. If that ID card has like, a different university name, or several holes punched in … Continue reading →

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Things that have changed since I made the switch to Dark Chocolate

Posted on November 4, 2016 by Joe Bush

For decades, milk “chocolate” has been a staple food of the American home. Ever since William H. Hershey invented milk “chocolate,” it has dominated America and taken over the brains of our citizens, parents, and children alike. I was once … Continue reading →

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New Oreo Flavors For 2017

Posted on October 18, 2016 by Joe Bush

The Joe Bush Dot Net Research Team has been hard at work this year in unearthing documents that the public at large has been unable to see up until now. I’ve been fist deep in a pile of Nabisco documents this … Continue reading →

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Are Millennials to Blame for the Mess on Aisle 6?

Posted on October 6, 2016 by Joe Bush

Please do not say “Dumbo Boy Made a Big Mess”. I am not Dumbo Boy, and I did not make the big mess. I did not throw the fifteen jars of Planter’s peanuts on the ground, so many of them … Continue reading →

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Video Games Are Art. These 5 Games Prove It.

Posted on September 24, 2016 by Joe Bush

People ask me all the time, “Joe, do you think video games are art?” My answer is always the same: Yes. If you play as many games as I do, you’d know that’s just not a good question. I’ve been … Continue reading →

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An Open Letter to the Wolf Holding Me Captive

Posted on September 13, 2016 by Joe Bush

I know you know what I’m thinking. I know you know English, and you know telepathy. If you had any question about whether or not I knew you know what I’m thinking at all time, let me clear the air. … Continue reading →

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KU Fans: Please Tear Down the Goalposts this Saturday

Posted on September 2, 2016 by Joe Bush

I’ve heard what people say about Kansas football. It’s been over a year since the last win by a Kansas football team. This weekend, against Rhode Island, the Jayhawks’ fifteen game losing streak should – should – come to an end. … Continue reading →

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Who is “Mario”, the Global Phenomenon for the 2020 Olympics?

Posted on August 24, 2016 by Joe Bush

At the closing ceremonies of the 2016 Summer Olympics, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe stepped out of a huge green warp pipe dressed as Mario, the mascot of Japanese game developer Nintendo. Many readers here at Joe Bush Dot Net … Continue reading →

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I have not posted in a while because I’m the Rat King now, apparently

Posted on August 13, 2016 by Joe Bush

I’ve really wanted to do more in the past two weeks. I really have. But somehow, due to the hand of someone or something, according to Maurice, the wizard of the rats, who visited me in my sleep three weeks … Continue reading →

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