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An Open Letter to the Wolf Holding Me Captive

Posted on September 13, 2016 by Joe Bush

I know you know what I’m thinking. I know you know English, and you know telepathy. If you had any question about whether or not I knew you know what I’m thinking at all time, let me clear the air. … Continue reading →

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KU Fans: Please Tear Down the Goalposts this Saturday

Posted on September 2, 2016 by Joe Bush

I’ve heard what people say about Kansas football. It’s been over a year since the last win by a Kansas football team. This weekend, against Rhode Island, the Jayhawks’ fifteen game losing streak should – should – come to an end. … Continue reading →

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Who is “Mario”, the Global Phenomenon for the 2020 Olympics?

Posted on August 24, 2016 by Joe Bush

At the closing ceremonies of the 2016 Summer Olympics, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe stepped out of a huge green warp pipe dressed as Mario, the mascot of Japanese game developer Nintendo. Many readers here at Joe Bush Dot Net … Continue reading →

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I have not posted in a while because I’m the Rat King now, apparently

Posted on August 13, 2016 by Joe Bush

I’ve really wanted to do more in the past two weeks. I really have. But somehow, due to the hand of someone or something, according to Maurice, the wizard of the rats, who visited me in my sleep three weeks … Continue reading →

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Top Five Entities that Did Not Defeat me in Canada So Far

Posted on July 24, 2016 by Joe Bush

  100% of this article is completely factual. Everything here definitely happened, a whole lot, and please don’t call me a “compulsive liar” because that hurts my feelings very bad and my guidance counselor told me I needed to keep … Continue reading →

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Predictive Current Events of July 2016

Posted on June 30, 2016 by Joe Bush

I’ll be out of the country next month. I don’t know how many people actually know that, but you know now. I generally don’t like telling people things like this, it feels like bragging. I’m doing it now, though. Anyway, … Continue reading →

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Is Mario Kart 64 Good?

Posted on June 22, 2016 by Joe Bush

Note: I only used this title in order to stick with the pseudo-protocol that I have developed when discussing quality. In writing a blog post like this, I think I’m supposed to build my writing up to a climactic ending … Continue reading →

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LEAKED Charmin Bears Commercial Script

Posted on June 16, 2016 by Joe Bush

Charmin and the bears are back, and they’re still gettin’ down and dirty with the toilet paper business. In their defense, there’s really not a way to sell toilet paper that doesn’t involve getting way too detailed, but in our … Continue reading →

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These Disney World LifeHacks Will Save Your Next Vacation

Posted on May 31, 2016 by Joe Bush

Hey friends. Me and the Joe Bush Dot Net LifeHack Gang took a trip to the sunny shores of Orlando, Florida last week and did some scouting. Most people believe that a trip to Disney World will cost hundreds of … Continue reading →

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My mindset after each round of the 5-Mamba Challenge

Posted on May 19, 2016 by Joe Bush

Yesterday, myself and an unnamed man attended Worlds of Fun, the theme park located in Kansas City, Missouri. I think like 7 or 8 local area high schools were spending a day at the park so it was mildly crowded from … Continue reading →

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