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The guy behind JoeBush.net and a lot of other things

I Went to a Spring Training Baseball Game on Monday

This is the baseball stadium in Surprise, Arizona. In comparison to every spring training baseball stadium I’ve ever been to, this one is the best. It is also the only one I’ve ever been to. I haven’t been to a … Continue reading

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JoeBush.net is Welcome and Open to All, Except for the Neighbor Kid Who Put a Stomp Rocket on My Roof

It’s been a rough past few months. Sometimes I worry that we’re getting too far from the humanity that makes us who we are. Sometimes I worry that we’re not seeing each other for whom we are. Sometimes I worry … Continue reading

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All 23 Secret Dr. Pepper Flavors: RANKED

It’s the One You Crave! It’s the ol’ Dr. P! The Pep in your Step! Just what the Doctor ordered! Twenty Three Flavors of Unkempt Taste! Tasty Brown Liquid! It Goes Right in Your Mouth and You Drink! The 23 … Continue reading

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What I think of La La Land’s Best Picture Snub, as Someone Who Has Not Seen a Film Since 2002’s “John Q.”

So – I did not see La La Land, and I also did not see Moonlight, or The Sea’s Manchester, or the fence one, or the math one – or any of these either: Searchlight The Argo Meet Llewyn Davis Super … Continue reading

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What is America’s BEST College Bar?

A lot of people tell me – “Joe, you seem like the type of guy who would drive around to different towns just to visit where the Freshmen can get in and down a pint or two!” And you’d be right, … Continue reading

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WATCH: KU Student Breaks Guinness World Record for Loudest Single Person Indoor High Pitched Noise in Apartment Bathroom!

LAWRENCE – It had been a long time coming, it seems, but Joe Bush has finally broken the indoor high pitched noise decibel record. Bush, 21, has been described as “clumsy, but overall an okay driving school student”. He reached … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to King Vortigano

Look. If I could go back in time, I would. If I could go back and change everything, I swear, I would. But I can’t do that. That’s not how time works, and you, a 1000+ year old deceased king, … Continue reading

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OFFICIAL SUPER BOWL LI SIMULATION IN MADDEN NFL 99

“DO YOU LIKE BIG TIME FOOTBALL? THE HITS? THE BOOM? THE DOINK? THE WHAP? WELL, HEY, IT’S ALL HERE – THIS IS MY GAME” -John Madden, Opening Cinematic, Madden NFL 99 IT’S FEBRUARY ONCE AGAIN, AND IT’S TIME FOR THE … Continue reading

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Top Recipes for When You’ve Realized Nothing Means Anything and Every God Damned Thing is False Apparently

In the words of Len Gibbons – “Hey! Here we are.” This is where life is, I guess, and I can’t really get specific – not out of this being too general, but really out of the fact that I … Continue reading

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Ways to make your Pro Bowl Party a Success!

Get ready! it’s time to gather some buds and watch the NFL’s best players play against each other in Hawai’iOrlando, Florida! What could be better? It’s 11 on 11, the best players in the league, and the sun, the fun, and … Continue reading

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