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The guy behind JoeBush.net and a lot of other things

The Ten Most Hated College Basketball Players that I Just Made Up

Posted on March 25, 2017 by Joe Bush

Few 68-team postseason tournaments create the emotions that March Madness creates. I can’t name another 68-team, single elimination postseason basketball tournament that just draws at the hearts and guts of America the way that the Men’s NCAA Division-1 Basketball Tournament. … Continue reading →

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I Went to a Spring Training Baseball Game on Monday

Posted on March 22, 2017 by Joe Bush

This is the baseball stadium in Surprise, Arizona. In comparison to every spring training baseball stadium I’ve ever been to, this one is the best. It is also the only one I’ve ever been to. I haven’t been to a … Continue reading →

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JoeBush.net is Welcome and Open to All, Except for the Neighbor Kid Who Put a Stomp Rocket on My Roof

Posted on March 12, 2017 by Joe Bush

It’s been a rough past few months. Sometimes I worry that we’re getting too far from the humanity that makes us who we are. Sometimes I worry that we’re not seeing each other for whom we are. Sometimes I worry … Continue reading →

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All 23 Secret Dr. Pepper Flavors: RANKED

Posted on March 10, 2017 by Joe Bush

It’s the One You Crave! It’s the ol’ Dr. P! The Pep in your Step! Just what the Doctor ordered! Twenty Three Flavors of Unkempt Taste! Tasty Brown Liquid! It Goes Right in Your Mouth and You Drink! The 23 … Continue reading →

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What I think of La La Land’s Best Picture Snub, as Someone Who Has Not Seen a Film Since 2002’s “John Q.”

Posted on March 2, 2017 by Joe Bush

So – I did not see La La Land, and I also did not see Moonlight, or The Sea’s Manchester, or the fence one, or the math one – or any of these either: Searchlight The Argo Meet Llewyn Davis Super … Continue reading →

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What is America’s BEST College Bar?

Posted on February 22, 2017 by Joe Bush

A lot of people tell me – “Joe, you seem like the type of guy who would drive around to different towns just to visit where the Freshmen can get in and down a pint or two!” And you’d be right, … Continue reading →

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WATCH: KU Student Breaks Guinness World Record for Loudest Single Person Indoor High Pitched Noise in Apartment Bathroom!

Posted on February 14, 2017 by Joe Bush

LAWRENCE – It had been a long time coming, it seems, but Joe Bush has finally broken the indoor high pitched noise decibel record. Bush, 21, has been described as “clumsy, but overall an okay driving school student”. He reached … Continue reading →

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An Open Letter to King Vortigano

Posted on February 12, 2017 by Joe Bush

Look. If I could go back in time, I would. If I could go back and change everything, I swear, I would. But I can’t do that. That’s not how time works, and you, a 1000+ year old deceased king, … Continue reading →

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OFFICIAL SUPER BOWL LI SIMULATION IN MADDEN NFL 99

Posted on February 3, 2017 by Joe Bush

“DO YOU LIKE BIG TIME FOOTBALL? THE HITS? THE BOOM? THE DOINK? THE WHAP? WELL, HEY, IT’S ALL HERE – THIS IS MY GAME” -John Madden, Opening Cinematic, Madden NFL 99 IT’S FEBRUARY ONCE AGAIN, AND IT’S TIME FOR THE … Continue reading →

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Top Recipes for When You’ve Realized Nothing Means Anything and Every God Damned Thing is False Apparently

Posted on January 31, 2017 by Joe Bush

In the words of Len Gibbons – “Hey! Here we are.” This is where life is, I guess, and I can’t really get specific – not out of this being too general, but really out of the fact that I … Continue reading →

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