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About Joe Bush

The guy behind JoeBush.net and a lot of other things

Top Five Entities that Did Not Defeat me in Canada So Far

Posted on July 24, 2016 by Joe Bush

  100% of this article is completely factual. Everything here definitely happened, a whole lot, and please don’t call me a “compulsive liar” because that hurts my feelings very bad and my guidance counselor told me I needed to keep … Continue reading →

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Predictive Current Events of July 2016

Posted on June 30, 2016 by Joe Bush

I’ll be out of the country next month. I don’t know how many people actually know that, but you know now. I generally don’t like telling people things like this, it feels like bragging. I’m doing it now, though. Anyway, … Continue reading →

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Is Mario Kart 64 Good?

Posted on June 22, 2016 by Joe Bush

Note: I only used this title in order to stick with the pseudo-protocol that I have developed when discussing quality. In writing a blog post like this, I think I’m supposed to build my writing up to a climactic ending … Continue reading →

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LEAKED Charmin Bears Commercial Script

Posted on June 16, 2016 by Joe Bush

Charmin and the bears are back, and they’re still gettin’ down and dirty with the toilet paper business. In their defense, there’s really not a way to sell toilet paper that doesn’t involve getting way too detailed, but in our … Continue reading →

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The BEST Kansas Jayhawks Traditions

Posted on June 15, 2016 by Joe Bush

What’s up, my fellow Jayhawks??? We soar above the plains of Kansas and prey upon the weak below us, be them Wildcats, Tigers, or some third thing! As we say in our Alma Mater – Hail to Old KU! This university … Continue reading →

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Burger King Secret Menu

Posted on June 9, 2016 by Joe Bush

“Have it Your Way” we say! Wake up next with the King feeling nice and satisfied with these Burger King Secret Menu items we at the Joe Bush Dot Net Secret Menu Detective Team (it’s just me) excavated. Ask any Burger King … Continue reading →

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These Disney World LifeHacks Will Save Your Next Vacation

Posted on May 31, 2016 by Joe Bush

Hey friends. Me and the Joe Bush Dot Net LifeHack Gang took a trip to the sunny shores of Orlando, Florida last week and did some scouting. Most people believe that a trip to Disney World will cost hundreds of … Continue reading →

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My mindset after each round of the 5-Mamba Challenge

Posted on May 19, 2016 by Joe Bush

Yesterday, myself and an unnamed man attended Worlds of Fun, the theme park located in Kansas City, Missouri. I think like 7 or 8 local area high schools were spending a day at the park so it was mildly crowded from … Continue reading →

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What is the Best YouTube video of all time?

Posted on May 12, 2016 by Joe Bush

YouTube has been around for over ten years at this point, and I think what makes it such an interesting site is the fact that everyone can find their own little niche in there somewhere. I first got on the … Continue reading →

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I am 21 and it’s Time to Be Honest.

Posted on April 26, 2016 by Joe Bush

My name is Joe Bush, and I turned 21 years old today. All my life I have struggled with self-shame and self-doubt. I’ve struggled to be honest with people. I’ve struggled to be honest with myself. If I can’t be … Continue reading →

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