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Ronald McDonald is an intersection of two aspects of modern culture that are staring down a slip into the irrelevant and disdained. He’s a clown, and he represents McDonald’s. Continue reading →

You know what I’m enjoying, and I have enjoyed for the past, like, two years? I only have to pay like eleven dollars per month to the Netflix corporation to watch as much of The Office as I like. I … Continue reading →

I googled it, and I don’t have any responsibilities. I don’t get to pass laws or policy or anything. I’m just King Dumbass of Dekalb County, Illinois. I don’t even live there. Continue reading →

You have to be in the Zero bar mood in order to pick out and enjoy a nice Zero bar. The Zero bar is incomparable to anything else. The Zero bar is the Zero bar is the Zero bar is the Zero bar. Continue reading →

Dare me to tell you? Dare me to open my big mouth and spill the beans about which games I’d spend hours working and straining to beat on a Nintendo 64 classic? Do you? I bet you would. Continue reading →

Boss says we’ve let ’em down… We ain’t got that much to give them, though. You see this? This looks like a rock, and maybe it is, but damn it, this is what we got down here in the Szechuan … Continue reading →

I messed up. I messed up real bad. I messed up real bad in a number of ways. I messed up real bad in a number of ways which I will now lay out in list form as new media … Continue reading →

This week, the internet microblogging site Twitter committed to pushing the famous 140 character limit per tweet to 280. This has already proven controversial, but that’s nothing new for Twitter. Everything Twitter does is controversial, from shutting down one of … Continue reading →

The heathen Crunch has returned, and he has ceased his perversion of the humble doughnut and has moved forward to destroy more of what we love so dearly. Crunch is a mad man and nothing more. Crunch will burn in … Continue reading →