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All 23 Secret Dr. Pepper Flavors: RANKED

Posted on March 10, 2017 by Joe Bush

It’s the One You Crave! It’s the ol’ Dr. P! The Pep in your Step! Just what the Doctor ordered! Twenty Three Flavors of Unkempt Taste! Tasty Brown Liquid! It Goes Right in Your Mouth and You Drink! The 23 … Continue reading →

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What I think of La La Land’s Best Picture Snub, as Someone Who Has Not Seen a Film Since 2002’s “John Q.”

Posted on March 2, 2017 by Joe Bush

So – I did not see La La Land, and I also did not see Moonlight, or The Sea’s Manchester, or the fence one, or the math one – or any of these either: Searchlight The Argo Meet Llewyn Davis Super … Continue reading →

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What is America’s BEST College Bar?

Posted on February 22, 2017 by Joe Bush

A lot of people tell me – “Joe, you seem like the type of guy who would drive around to different towns just to visit where the Freshmen can get in and down a pint or two!” And you’d be right, … Continue reading →

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WATCH: KU Student Breaks Guinness World Record for Loudest Single Person Indoor High Pitched Noise in Apartment Bathroom!

Posted on February 14, 2017 by Joe Bush

LAWRENCE – It had been a long time coming, it seems, but Joe Bush has finally broken the indoor high pitched noise decibel record. Bush, 21, has been described as “clumsy, but overall an okay driving school student”. He reached … Continue reading →

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An Open Letter to King Vortigano

Posted on February 12, 2017 by Joe Bush

Look. If I could go back in time, I would. If I could go back and change everything, I swear, I would. But I can’t do that. That’s not how time works, and you, a 1000+ year old deceased king, … Continue reading →

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OFFICIAL SUPER BOWL LI SIMULATION IN MADDEN NFL 99

Posted on February 3, 2017 by Joe Bush

“DO YOU LIKE BIG TIME FOOTBALL? THE HITS? THE BOOM? THE DOINK? THE WHAP? WELL, HEY, IT’S ALL HERE – THIS IS MY GAME” -John Madden, Opening Cinematic, Madden NFL 99 IT’S FEBRUARY ONCE AGAIN, AND IT’S TIME FOR THE … Continue reading →

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Top Recipes for When You’ve Realized Nothing Means Anything and Every God Damned Thing is False Apparently

Posted on January 31, 2017 by Joe Bush

In the words of Len Gibbons – “Hey! Here we are.” This is where life is, I guess, and I can’t really get specific – not out of this being too general, but really out of the fact that I … Continue reading →

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Eight Signs You Grew Up in an Abandoned Dumpster

Posted on January 24, 2017 by Joe Bush

My Editor was like “Write More Relatable Content” so I’m about to Write About Where I’m From. I grew up in an abandoned dumpster, not by necessity but by choice. I started in an abandoned Waste Management dumpster paying $66 … Continue reading →

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NEWS: Lawrence Idiot Bought Wide Ruled Notebooks

Posted on January 18, 2017 by Joe Bush

LAWRENCE, KS – In a twist that can only be described as “completely believable”, local dumb idiot and college student Joe Bush purchased several notebooks at a Target before realizing that they were Wide Ruled and, in his words, “worthless”. “Ahhhh, … Continue reading →

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How I’m Getting Prepped for the Spring Semester

Posted on January 16, 2017 by Joe Bush

It is Martin Luther King Jr. day, and you know what that means… It means a lot of things to a lot of people, actually, a day named for a civil rights leader… and like… it’s been a long time … Continue reading →

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